Funny Sms

FAcebook to orkut

ONLINE LETTER-
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Dear Facebook,
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Just wait and watch,
some day they will all leave you too-!!
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Yours sincerely,
Orkut

You Are Going To Fail In EXAM

When You Know
You Are Going To Fail
In EXAM. . .
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“Talk The Entire Way Through
The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,
Debate Your Answers With
Yourself Out Loud.
If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,
“I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear
Me Thinking. . .”
Then Start Talking About
What A Jerk The Instructor Is. . . =P =D

exam, viva, interview

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
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SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
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Unfortunately
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BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW INTERVIEW

TomOrrOw is my ExaM

MY ATTITUDE:
2mrow is my EXAM but
i don’t CaRe BcoZ A SINGLE SHEET of PapEr CANT DeCide My FUTURE….

Funny exam joke

Funny exam joke :-
In an exam, a student who wasn’t prepared left the page blank
And at the bottom drew flowers and wrote -
“In the memory of my memory, which recently passed away!”

Boy vs Girl Proposal

6 answers given by a GIRL wen she is proposed:
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1.No
2.Give some time
3.I have always seen u as my frnd
4.I already have a bf
5.V shud concentrate on studies
6.dis is jus infactuation
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If a BOY is proposed:
1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4.yes
5.yes
6.yes

I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
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Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday..

Grandfather passed away

GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide,
your teacher is here because you bunked school today!
GRANDKID:
YOU go hide… I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!;) haha

Pure economics theory

Why many crushes n flirtings are better than one true love??
Bcozz….
‘Monopoly is always damaging
and
Competition improves efficieny!’
Pure economics theory!!!

downloaded from Google

Wife to Husband :-
You don’t Love me at all….
Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?

Theory Of Motion

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”
Which States:
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;->

marriage is like

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Advantages of not having a lover

Advantages of not having a lover
-Saves time
-Sleep well
-Don’t have to worry about how u look & wear
-Talk with all guyz/gulz
-Go anywhere with anyone
-No restrictions
-No boring sms & talks whole night
-Free of all sily fights & tensions…BONUS – live a long life….
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Dedicated to all
Uncommitted people! N lovers who r missing the real fun….;-)

The Pakistani Mother

A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells His Mother He’s Fallen In Love
& Says i am Goin To Bring Over 3 Women
& U Try & Guess Which one I am Going To Marry
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The Next Day he Brings 3 Beautiful Women to his House
& They Chat 4a While
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Later He Says,
” Ok Maa,
Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry?
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She Replies immediately
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The 1 wearing blue dress
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Man
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Thats Amazing Ma, UR Right. How Did U Knw ?
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The Pakistani Mother Replies
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Coz I Dont Like Her =D

i don’t want 3rd world war

Cute Prayer
Child: God, Plz i don’t want 3rd world war.
God: Why? U luv ur country so much?
Child: No God, I am weak in history I can’t study another war -)

Boyz Vs Girlz…

Boyz Vs Girlz…
Girl:how many applez can u eat in empty stomach.
Boy:4 apples
girl:u can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple thn ur stomach is not empty
boy:super joke i’ll tell my frndz..
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(boy to his frnd)
boy:how many apples can u eat in empty stomach
frnd:6 apples
boy:hat yaar!..agar 4 bolta to ek mast joke sunata..

Complain About Computer Problem

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem..
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Kid: When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star.
What is That joke?
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Help Desk: Dear Kid Those Stars Are To Protect You,
So That if a Person Standing Behind,
He Can’t Read Your Password…..
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Kid: Yeah Okay,
But Stars Appear Even When There is No One Standing Behind Me =p

WIFE said to her HUSBAND

After a quarrel, WIFE said to
her HUSBAND: “You know, I
was a fool when I married
you.”
He replied, “Yes, Dear, but I
was in love and didn’t
notice.” :p

Tata Docomo

Great Sayings- “To be is to do” -Socrates
“To do is to be” -Vivekanand
“Do be do be do” -Scooby Doo
“To do do to do do”-Docomo.

 

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"



If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist! 


Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..



In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.


Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends



Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:


A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


RING ME! I'LL TELL U!


Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

How Would You Recognize Your Wife

“A Question Asked In A Talent Test ”
If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife ?
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The Answer Came:
“Why Should I” =D

T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl

Funny Sentence Written

On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl
Walking On Side Of The Road:
“You Are Not Looking At
The Road Right Now,
Be Careful..!”