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Sunday 10 April 2011

Good Night Sms

Good night my very special friend

Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night



When my arms cant reach people

When my arms cant reach people
who r close to my heart,
I always hug them with my prayers.

May God grant u
what ur heart desires n keep u happy..
Good Night


Good Morning Sms

Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING

Hello,
wake up,
Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care
and
sealed with a prayer
to keep u safe
and
happy all day long!
Take Care!

She is hot

She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ? Who is she ?
Do you know ?

Answer=Tea
Chai piyo Mast jio … Good morning !!!

The Word ‘Hello’ means

The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!
Good Morning my friend.


See outside the Window

See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B’coz last night
I told them to wish U GooD Morning.


Thank you for waking me up

Thank you for waking me up.
A warm good morning, after
sweet dreams of last night.
wish you a good day with good morning:)


We’re not too close in distance

We’re not too close in distance.
We’re not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts
and
thoughts can bring us smiles.
Good morning!


Morning Voices

Morning Voices
Uk: Hi dear
USA:Good morning
China Mehow
Japan:Shanhow
Italy:manichi
India:Namastay
France:sanchay
in pakistan / India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain


Hi,now i am coming to meet u

Hi,now i am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say good morning…


All mornings are like Paintings

All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up
&
An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…

(*) Good Morning (*)

birds are chillaying

birds are chillaying
murgha is kukrukuing
chaand is doobing
sun is nikling
flowers are khushboo maring
peacock is naching

all are kahing
to u Good Morning

&
u r still soying???

M-ake the most of it

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day & ofcourse good morning:)

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,
Either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning & Day!


No man in this world is rich

No man in this world is rich
enough to buy his own PAST.
Enjoy each moment
before it gets beyond reach.
Have Good Day!


One of the joys in life

One of the joys in life
is waking up each day
with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to
send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!


Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now &
Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,
Pick out 1 every morning coz
I want 2 see u smiling always. Good Morning


Morning time a cup of hot hello

Morning time a cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &
A slice of great success specially for u…
Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!
Good Morning


So Keep smiling always, good morning

?It is a
S”imple”
M”ind touching”
I”nteractive”
L”ong lasting”
E”ffect which Wins the hearts..
Yes..Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always, good morning!


No shadows to depress u

No shadows to depress u,
only joys to surround u,
friends to luv u,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today,
tomorrow & everyday.
Good Morning…!!


Be the sky above you

Be the sky above you,
blue Soft be the road below you,

Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

Good Morning.

Wish you good morning

Look
Outside
It’s So
Pleasent !
Sun
Smiling
For
You !
Trees
Dancing
For
You
Wind
Singing
For
You !
Because,
I have told them
all To Wish You
Good Morning.


Never Blame A Day In Your Life

Never Blame A Day In Your Life.
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are Gods’ Blessings..Good Morning..


X’cuse me

X’cuse me,
agar aap abhi soye nahi ho
aur msg padh rahe ho
to “GoodNight”.
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur msg subah padoge
to fir “GoodMorning”


 

 




Funny Sms

FAcebook to orkut

ONLINE LETTER-
.
Dear Facebook,
.
Just wait and watch,
some day they will all leave you too-!!
.
.
Yours sincerely,
Orkut :(

You Are Going To Fail In EXAM

When You Know
You Are Going To Fail
In EXAM. . .
.
“Talk The Entire Way Through
The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,
Debate Your Answers With
Yourself Out Loud.
If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,
“I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear
Me Thinking. . .”
Then Start Talking About
What A Jerk The Instructor Is. . . =P =D

exam, viva, interview

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
.
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
.
Unfortunately
.
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW INTERVIEW


TomOrrOw is my ExaM

MY ATTITUDE:
2mrow is my EXAM but
i don’t CaRe BcoZ A SINGLE SHEET of PapEr CANT DeCide My FUTURE….

Funny exam joke

Funny exam joke :-
In an exam, a student who wasn’t prepared left the page blank
And at the bottom drew flowers and wrote -
“In the memory of my memory, which recently passed away!” :P

Boy vs Girl Proposal

6 answers given by a GIRL wen she is proposed:
.
1.No
2.Give some time
3.I have always seen u as my frnd
4.I already have a bf
5.V shud concentrate on studies
6.dis is jus infactuation
.
If a BOY is proposed:
1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4.yes
5.yes
6.yes

I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday..

Grandfather passed away

GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide,
your teacher is here because you bunked school today!
GRANDKID:
YOU go hide… I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!;) haha

Pure economics theory

Why many crushes n flirtings are better than one true love??
Bcozz….
‘Monopoly is always damaging
and
Competition improves efficieny!’
Pure economics theory!!!

downloaded from Google

Wife to Husband :-
You don’t Love me at all….
Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?

Theory Of Motion

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”
Which States:
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;->

marriage is like

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Advantages of not having a lover

Advantages of not having a lover :-)
-Saves time
-Sleep well
-Don’t have to worry about how u look & wear
-Talk with all guyz/gulz
-Go anywhere with anyone
-No restrictions
-No boring sms & talks whole night
-Free of all sily fights & tensions…BONUS – live a long life….
.
Dedicated to all
Uncommitted people! N lovers who r missing the real fun….;-)

The Pakistani Mother

A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells His Mother He’s Fallen In Love
& Says i am Goin To Bring Over 3 Women
& U Try & Guess Which one I am Going To Marry
.
The Next Day he Brings 3 Beautiful Women to his House
& They Chat 4a While
.
Later He Says,
” Ok Maa,
Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry?
.
.
She Replies immediately
.
The 1 wearing blue dress
.
Man
.
Thats Amazing Ma, UR Right. How Did U Knw ?
.
.
The Pakistani Mother Replies
.
Coz I Dont Like Her ;) =D

i don’t want 3rd world war

Cute Prayer
Child: God, Plz i don’t want 3rd world war.
God: Why? U luv ur country so much?
Child: No God, I am weak in history I can’t study another war -)

Boyz Vs Girlz…

Boyz Vs Girlz…
Girl:how many applez can u eat in empty stomach.
Boy:4 apples
girl:u can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple thn ur stomach is not empty
boy:super joke i’ll tell my frndz..
.
.
(boy to his frnd)
boy:how many apples can u eat in empty stomach
frnd:6 apples
boy:hat yaar!..agar 4 bolta to ek mast joke sunata..
:-D :-D

Complain About Computer Problem

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem..
.
Kid: When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star.
What is That joke?
.
Help Desk: Dear Kid Those Stars Are To Protect You,
So That if a Person Standing Behind,
He Can’t Read Your Password…..
.
Kid: Yeah Okay,
But Stars Appear Even When There is No One Standing Behind Me =p

WIFE said to her HUSBAND

After a quarrel, WIFE said to
her HUSBAND: “You know, I
was a fool when I married
you.”
He replied, “Yes, Dear, but I
was in love and didn’t
notice.” :p

Tata Docomo

Great Sayings- “To be is to do” -Socrates
“To do is to be” -Vivekanand
“Do be do be do” -Scooby Doo
“To do do to do do”-Docomo. :D







 















Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"



If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist! 


Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..



In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.


Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends



Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:


A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


RING ME! I'LL TELL U!


Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

How Would You Recognize Your Wife

“A Question Asked In A Talent Test ”
If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The Answer Came:
“Why Should I” =D

T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl

Funny Sentence Written
On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl
Walking On Side Of The Road:
“You Are Not Looking At
The Road Right Now,
Be Careful..!” ;)









Love Sms

Be With U

When things go wrong…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

Love Truly

When U love someone truly,
U don’t look for faults,
U don’t look for answers,
U don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, U fight the mistakes,
U accept the faults and
overlook the excuses.

Love and Friendship

Once upon a time
love and friendship
were walking in village.
Love fall in dug because love is blind.
friend ship also fall because
friend ship can do every thing for love

My Love

i dont have money to live with u
i dont have car to go with u
i dont have flower to give it to u
but i have my heart who says I LOVE U!

D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
dats why I Love You..


All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true
All I ever wanted was sum1 like U… 

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers,
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean,
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!

Love so Much

Love so much my heart is sure.
As time goes on I love u more,
Your happy smile.
Your loving face no1 will ever take ur place.
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day!

Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im walking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!! Happy
Valentine’s Day!


Don’t say we aren’t right for each other. The way I see it, we’re not right for anybody else. Be My Valentine!

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever. Happy Valentine day!

Love Means.....

Love means to see some1 wid closed eyes,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in evry thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Life is Secret

When you believe someone deeply, Misunderstanding arises ,but dont feel for it , Because Some Misunderstandings are needed 4 good understanding.
Its life secret….


Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain you’ll break my heart 4ever!
It’s hard to find someone whom u truly love,
much less to find someone who loves u as much.
When the chance comes, don’t ever let go.

100%

Just send this flirt sms msg to your girlfriend :) and guess the reaction
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Though I smile and seem carefree, there’s no one who miss you more than me!!

If i Could Have

If I could have
just one wish,
I would wish to
wake up everyday
to the sound of your
breath on my neck,
the warmth of your
lips on my cheek,
the touch of your
fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart
beating with mine…
Knowing that I could
never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
 
My Fears are
 
My fears are here and they are true
my fears are of losing you
you don’t know what its like to
feel this pain.
your the best but this fear is
too strong for me and you
just thinking about this
brings me to tears
because it means my fears
are true and losing you
means losing my heart
because you hold it up
oh so very high
you show me the truth
i can not fight
you broke my shield
that covered my heart
i can not yield this pain is too real
i tried to protect my heart
but you some how got through
you broke this shield that was so strong
you promised to never break
my heart and know its perfect
my life is so real i don’t know how
but you healed my wounds too..

Until There was you


Until there was you
I walked the earth alone
No hand to hold in mine
My heart was all my own
Until there was you
True love was just a dream
Dreams of wonder and tears
Dreams of hope and fears
Until there was you
My life had no direction
A road of uncertainty
But now we have a journey
Together you and me
So I thank my lucky stars
And God from the heavens above
For my heart and soul could never
Feel the impact of true love
Until there was you…

When Time Comes

when time comes for you
to be in love with someone
make sure you choose
a right person
who can care and show
concern at any time,
any moment and not
only loves you
but also loves
what you wan

No Women Marries

No woman marries 4 money;
they r all clever enough
2 fall in luv with him 1st,
b4 marrying a millionaire

Love Hutrs When

Love hurts when you
break up with someone.
It hurts even more when
someone breaks up with you.
But love hurts the most when
the person you love has
no idea what so ever.

Love is not

Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship.
It’s not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love
you build till the end.







FriendShip Sms

True Friendship sms

A bond of love,
A medal of trust.
A shoulder in sadness,
A hand in darkness.
A special relation to hold,
An ear where secrets can be told.
An appreciator for encouragement,
Something that doesn’t cost.
A jewel never to be lost.
Is the magic called
F R I E N D

The ball can escape from bat,
The rat can escape from cat,
But you cannot escape from
“My Heart you are always my good friend”

Our friendship will never end.

In life..
Some know you..
Some remember you..
Some like you..
Some understand you..
Some care for you..
But..
A True friend does all above &
Always hopes the best for you..


Friend in different lanaguages…
Iranian – DOST
German – FREUND
Hebrew – CHAVER
French – AMi
Pinoy – KAiBiGAN
Dutch – VREND
Mexican – AMiGO

Friends are like sketch pens -
They color your lives.
I may be not your favorite color
But you will need me some day
To complete your picture..!!


To live a life I need heartbeat,
To have heartbeat I need a heart,
To have heart I need happiness,
To have happiness I need a friend,
And for a friend I need you…Always


Friendship opens many doors, each with a different view.
But none could be more beautiful, than the one that leads to you..!!

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end
 
Popular Friendship sms

CLassic words of frndshp
B wat u R n say wat u feel,
cuz those who mind dnt matter,
n those who matter dnt mind….

Wen Things go bad n
ur strnth is not more enough 2 carry on,
Dnt giv up cuz,
wher ur strngth ends,
my worth of being ur frnd begins…

Wats d true meanin of frndshp?
wher ther r no compromise in tellin secrets,
n der is no secret for which u need compromise…

My mind DETECTED,
My soul REACTED,
My heart ACCEPTED,
thousands wer REJECTED,
but u wer selected to b my
cho……..chweet frnd…..

Silent and Listen are two words made of same Alphabets,but there is another speciality…..
i can Listen to you, when u r
Silent…..that is friendship….

wat is lyf? wat u make it to be..
wat is hapiness? wat ur heart sees..
wat is love? precious if true…
wat is frndshp? nothing without u.. sachme..

a Match stick Glows 4 few swcs.
a candle glows 4 few hours.,
a Sun glows 4 a day.,
but our relation will glow 4vevr,.
whthr v’ll b ther or not….


2 golden phrases os frndship:->
” NVR belive d doubtd one” n
“NVR doubt d belivd one”
that retains frndshp for a longr tym..

wat is frndshp? u fight abt d
smallest things in lyf wen u r
2gethr n miss those very smallest things
wen u r torn apart by tym….

Lips Dnt join Wen we say LOVE,
That is a sign of distance,
But wen we say FRNDSHP lips join,
Tha is a sign of TOGETHRNESS…

My Frndshp is Lyk a Drug, 1ce u take it u cant avoid it,
wen u dnt get it u r sick,
n wen u loose it u r destryd,
So beware of me n b my frnd 4evr….

Best frnds r lyk a pair of scissors,
joint togthr, often go in opp dirctions,
But they giv punishment to those who
come between them……

i keep  Memories  of all our Special Time


I keep memories of all our special times
tucked in my heart n wen i remember those times,
I smile n fall in luv with
our friendship all over again.

Friendship is like a tree

Friendship Is Like A Tree

Its Not Measured On How Tall It Could Be. . .

But

On How Deep Its Roots Have Grown

Love is Docom

Love is Docomo, do the New.

Mariage is idea
can change Ur life

Wife is Hutch, wer ever U go she folows

But

Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan

USA
(‘_’ )

U.K
( ‘_’)

DUBAI
(‘_’ )

( ‘_’)
KUWAIT

JAPAN
(‘_’ )

( ‘_’)
INDIA

GERMANY
(‘_’ )

Rich in Friendship it's u

Rich In Friendship
Its U,
Rich In Smile
Its U,
Rich In Heart
Its U,
Rich In Luck.?
Wait.,
Wait..,
.
.
Its Me
Bcoz I Have Friend Like
"U".

You Are Nice

“THOUGHT FOR” “WHOLE LIFE”

“Treat everyone with LOVE”, even those Who are rude to You, not because They are nice, but because

“YOU ARE NICE”

Think different,

Do different!

If You are An IceCream

If you are an “ICECREAM”
then u r so sweet.

If you are “Rose”
Then you are so soft

If you are a “Star”
Then you are so bright.

If you are my “Friend”
then
Oh
My
GOD
You are soo “Lucky”

Life is a Railway Station

Life is a railway station
Where love is a train,
it would come & go anytime

But
Friendship is a railway track
====================
It remains foreve

Friendship and Medicine

Friendship & Medicine
both r good 4 our health.
They care us when we need,
but the only difference is that.
.
.
.
.
Friendship has no expiry date!






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Friday 8 April 2011